You can’t predict what a woman will wear and what hugs or lawsuits she will throw at you. Your body is a mystery: don’t take a chance on your piety. Ask your doctor about Piagra, insha’Allah.
Piagra. Because God knows you can’t control yourself.
via
Piagra: The New Pill To Preserve Muslim Male Piety — Medium.
….Hillarious! (and not, at the same time!)